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Right now, something in your business is leaking money. A broken funnel. A page Google never shows. An hour a day lost to a process that should take five minutes. You haven’t noticed. And that is exactly why it is still happening. We find it. We fix it.
Real findings from real businesses, anonymised. Every one was quietly costing the owner money. Not one of them knew it was happening.
Your website is the storefront. If it loads slow, hides a broken button, or sits on page four of Google, customers never arrive, or arrive and leave. We fix what is broken, sharpen what sells, and get you found by the people already searching for what you do.
The half of the business nobody sees: tools that do not talk to each other, the hour a day lost to copy and paste, customer data anyone with the link could open. We map the operation, tighten what is slow, lock down what is exposed.
The repetitive work that eats your week: lead research, inbox triage, data entry, chasing replies. We hand it to systems that run unattended. Your output grows. Your hours do not.
Find the unujual in the grid below. It is hiding in plain sight, exactly like the thing costing you money right now.
Here is the truth about risk: you already have it. The leak you cannot see is the risk. Finding out costs you nothing, and you see the work before a single invoice exists.
You point us at your business. We find the single most expensive thing wrong and fix it, free. Before and after proof. You risk nothing, and you see exactly how we work before any money changes hands.
Every leak found and sealed across the whole business: website, SEO, operations, security. Not just the part you can see. One flat price, quoted upfront, never hourly. You get the full map of what is costing you, and the fixes done.
Fixing what is broken is where we start. Then we go after what is costing you growth: search visibility so customers find you without paid ads, marketing pages built to convert, the operation tightened, the repeatable work automated.
Yes. We fix the single most expensive thing wrong in your business at no cost, with before and after proof, so you can judge the work before paying for anything. Stop there and you have still come out ahead.
Not to start. We find the leaks from the outside and hand you exactly what to change. Going deeper needs access, and only once you have decided you want it.
Most fixes land within 48 hours of a yes. The full site sweep is usually done inside the same week.
You are not supposed to. The problems that cost the most are the ones you cannot see. Send us the business and we find them. The owners we work with never saw theirs either.
The full sweep across the whole business is a flat $200, quoted before any work begins, never hourly. Ongoing work is scoped and quoted per job. You always see the number first.
We are a small, senior team of operators. No account managers, no juniors practising on your business, no overhead you are quietly paying for. You deal with the people doing the actual work.
Fair. Just be clear on what thinking about it costs. The leak does not pause while you decide, it bills you every single day. The free fix exists so you do not have to think about it: you find out at zero risk, then you decide.
Tell us about your business and what feels off. Or nothing at all, and we’ll find it ourselves. You’ll hear back within one working day.
hello@unujual.ukWe take on a limited number of clients at a time.